I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."

Religion is a self-conferred intellectual decision; it's not something you get at birth and is unchangeable. You're collusive with the religion when you accept it; you have a choice.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

All music is the blues. All of it.

Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.