Your home is your refuge.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: 'I'm saving food!' Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: 'I'm saving my life!'