A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

When you look at Earth from that one picture, the one from space, it's really a rather attractive thing. I have nothing against the planet per se. I root for the big comet or asteroid as a way of cleansing the planet. The comet or asteroid 65 million years ago is probably what gave us our opening to replace the reptiles. The greatest entertainment I have in my life is chronicling internally, not necessarily for the public, the slow dissolution of order.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.