To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.