By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

Life is tough, then you die.

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.