By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.

I say things that can be defined as prayers. But I don't pray to a power or ask an entity to intercede in the earthly scheme, because I don't believe that happens. But if I see a really unfortunate person in the street, I do pray, yes, though I suppose it's really more like a mantra to ease my own sorrow.