By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.