Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.
I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.