Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I became a guy who wanted to be a comedian someday, or a comic actor. The way I put it was, I'll be like Danny Kaye. He was kind of the model I had in mind.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
We are all precancerous.
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!