It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out.

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

It is in vain to hope to please all alike. Let a man stand with his face in what direction he will, he must necessarily turn his back on one half of the world.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

If you woo the company of the angels in your waking hours, they will be sure to come to you in your sleep.

A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.