Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.
George Jean NathanWomen, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean NathanThe test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean NathanSex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.
George Jean Nathan