The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

A poet, any real poet, is simply an alchemist who transmutes his cynicism regarding human beings into an optimism regarding the moon, the stars, the heavens, and the flowers, to say nothing of Spring, love, and dogs.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.