So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.