George Jean Nathan Quotes

The most loyal and faithful woman indulges her imagination in a hypothetical liaison whenever she dons a new street frock for the first time.

The bachelors admired freedom is often a yoke, for the freer a man is to himself the greater slave he often is to the whims of others.

Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

Men go to the theatre to forget; women, to remember.

Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

In the theatre, a hero is one who believes that all women are ladies, a villain one who believes that all ladies are women.

One does not go to the theater to see life and nature; one goes to see the particular way in which life and nature happen to look to a cultivated, imaginative and entertaining man who happens, in turn, to be a playwright.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

The sweetest memory is that which involves something which one should not have done; the bitterest, that which involves something which one should not have done, and which one did not do.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds.

A poet, any real poet, is simply an alchemist who transmutes his cynicism regarding human beings into an optimism regarding the moon, the stars, the heavens, and the flowers, to say nothing of Spring, love, and dogs.

There is something distinguished about even his failures; they sink not trivially, but with a certain air of majesty, like a great ship, its flags flying, full of holes.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

There is no legimate actor who can resist the powerful lure of the movies. It isn't the money that fetches him. It isn't the great publicity. It is simply this: the movies enable an actor to look at himself.

A broken heart is a monument to a love that will never die; fulfillment is a monument to a love that is already on its deathbed.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency.

Sex touches the heavens only when it simultaneously touches the gutter and the mud.

An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.

A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

The Russian dramatist is one who, walking through a cemetery, does not see the flowers on the graves. The American dramatist . . . Does not see the graves under the flowers.

It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body.