It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.