An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn't want to drink with even if he did.
Musicals are to the theater what wines are to a substantial dinner.
The triumph of sugar over diabetes.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.
Opening Night: The night before the play is ready to open.