I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].