We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.
One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.
D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.