The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American and Hispanic, already, before I even get there.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

We're Mexican not Mexican't!

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!

I can never do nothing in this house!

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.