So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write

You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].