We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.