Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.
I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.
No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.
if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.
A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.