As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.