This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.

I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?