Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

If you want a show to succeed, you're going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can't cross over, you don't belong on TV. That's not just me saying it. That's just the way it is.

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.