Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.

So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write

Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.