It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

If you want a show to succeed, you're going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can't cross over, you don't belong on TV. That's not just me saying it. That's just the way it is.

Laughter survives... it has to survive.

We're Mexican not Mexican't!

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!