We're Mexican not Mexican't!

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.