You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show

Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.