You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.