Laughter survives... it has to survive.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.