We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.