We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

We're Mexican not Mexican't!