We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.

If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.