We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

I can never do nothing in this house!