Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

As a composer I could never find use for over 4 or 5 notes in any musical number, and as a playwright most of my plays have two acts because i couldn't think of an idea for the third act.

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.