Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

The cynical, caustic, acid-tongued New York drama critic Addison De Witt introduces his protege/date of the moment, a bimbo date and so-called actress named Miss Casswell (Marilyn Monroe) in another very famous line: "Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.