I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.

Data is what distinguishes the dilettante from the artist

Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr Wheatley, that if I had to live in conditions like that I would be a revolutionary myself.

Dialogue is character and character is plot.