I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

I cannot understand it, after all I am only a very ordinary sort of fellow.

I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.