My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
I cannot understand it, after all I am only a very ordinary sort of fellow.
No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.