I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace upon earth through the years to come than this massed multitude of silent witnesses to the desolation of war.
I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
Golf always makes me so damned angry.
No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.