Golf always makes me so damned angry.

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.

Data is what distinguishes the dilettante from the artist

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.