I thought men like that shot themselves.

Dialogue is character and character is plot.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

I thought men like that shot themselves.

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.

I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien.