The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.
I love a good non sequitur.
You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.