People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
I love a good non sequitur.
The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.