People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

I love a good non sequitur.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.