When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
I love a good non sequitur.
You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.