The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.
People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
I love a good non sequitur.
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.