The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

I love a good non sequitur.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.