I love a good non sequitur.
The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.