I have made sense of my life by developing an ability to analyze Mainstream American Cultural Artifacts.

What is loved is a hit. What is a hit is loved.

The most powerful men were those who most effectively used the power of adult competence to enforce childish agreements.

The work of television is to establish false contexts and to chronicle the unraveling of existing contexts; finally, to establish the context of no-context and to chronicle it.

It is in many circumstances a troubling thing to belong to the advanced class of a backward nation. One surrenders coherence and begins a difficult process of choice which ends, often, in an eclectic idiosyncrasy.

Irony has seeped into the felt of any fedora hat I have ever owned - not out of any wish of mine, but out of necessity. A fedora hat worn by me without the necessary protective irony would eat through my head and kill me.

The idea of choice is easily debased if one forgets that the aim is to have chosen successfully, not to be endlessly choosing.