Every show could be the last one.

My demons and I are not compatible. We never have been and never will be.

I'd like to see anyone do what I do for one week.

I don't want people to think that I can't make fun of myself.

I've sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.

I don't want people to think I'm a hypocrite.

My principal once told me that I was a penny waiting for change. But I suspect that I irritated him probably because I was making more money than he was.