I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.

There are those who open their hearts to others...who never think twice about giving of themselves. They are the wonderful warmhearted people who make all the difference in our lives.

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.