I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.

It's always something

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.