What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or whether I am going to attack the day and make it as good a day, as wonderful a day, as I can.

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.