I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or whether I am going to attack the day and make it as good a day, as wonderful a day, as I can.

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

... I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.