There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or whether I am going to attack the day and make it as good a day, as wonderful a day, as I can.

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

I'm not really an impersonator.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.