[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab at gorgeous as long as I had something funny to say to get out of it.