[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, 'If it wasn't for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.' That's true. If it wasn't for the downside.

What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to death or eat yourself to death, or you can do everything right and be healthy and then get hit by a car. Life is so great, such a neat thing, and yet all during it we have to face death, which can make you nuts and depressed.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.