[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.
Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.
Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.
... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.