Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

It's always something

Show business is like riding a bicycle - when you fall off, the best thing to do is get up, brush yourself off and get back on again.

Motherhood . . . is an act of infinite optimism.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.