Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, 'If it wasn't for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.' That's true. If it wasn't for the downside.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

I'm not really an impersonator.

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

Humor is just truth, only faster!