My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that.

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

Humor is just truth, only faster!

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.