Friends see most of each other’s flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit.
How do you keep safe when your whole day is as wide and empty as the sky?
My mother had always told her kids: if you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite
I had no sympathy for drama queens.
Everytime people said I was pretty, I thought of everything ugly swarming beneath my clothes.