We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.