Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.