once you laugh at you own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you're good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Mabye........ combat some the ugliness in the world.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

I'll have a lot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full.

Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world.

Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat?

You don't have to tell a child not to bully. You know, you talk at kids, they don't hear you, but when you give them a visceral experience, then they have something to remember.

Everybody ages. Everybody dies. There is no turning back the clock. So the question in life becomes: What are you going to do while you're here